"Arrr, me hearty Team USA! Embrace the spirit of the games like a treasure chest full o’ rum!"
2024-08-11
Arrr, mateys! The Olympics be more than just snatchin' gold! To ye brave crew of Team USA, ye be our jolly ambassadors—bring back the spirit of the games like a fine bottle of rum, and share it far and wide, or ye’ll be walkin’ the plank!