“Arrr, Trump be sayin’ Harris’s crowd be conjured by magic code! Aye, next he’ll say parrots be makin’ speeches!”
2024-08-11
Arrr! The ol’ captain of the ship once bellowed on the seas of the internet, claimin’ that Lady Harris be conjurin’ phantoms with her tricksy A.I. to make her gatherings look grander than a treasure chest full o’ gold! What a jolly jest that be!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a yarn to spin ‘bout the former captain o’ the ship of state! Aye, he be takin’ to the seas of social media, spillin’ tales that’d make a kraken blush! He be sayin’ that the fair Vice President Kamala Harris, bless her heart, be usin’ some devilish sorcery called A.I. technology to conjure up images of ghostly crowds at her gatherings!“By the powers!” he cried, “What scallywag would be peddlin’ such tomfoolery?” With a wink and a nod, he accused her of summonin’ forth a fleet of phantom fans, as if she be tryin’ to impress the world with a crew that don’t even exist! I reckon he thought she be a sorceress rather than a politician, settin’ off on adventures with naught but her digital pixies to keep her company.
Arrr, ‘tis a fine jest, if ye ask me! A fine piece of buccaneer humor, indeed! While the good Vice President may have her shipmates, they be real enough, I’d wager! So hoist the sails and toast to this grand spectacle of swashbucklin’ nonsense, for in the world of politics, ye never know when the next tall tale will wash ashore! Aye!