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Arrr, MSNBC matey be scoldin' the squawkin' scribes fer complainin' 'bout Harris dodgin' 'em! Can she sail without 'em? Ha!

2024-08-11

Arrr, matey! Even the sharpest cutlass be dullin' in the face of such pressure! MSNBC's own Michael Steele be givin' a hearty shout for Vice President Kamala Harris, who’s been dodgin' the media like a sly sea rat since claimin' her title! Ha-ha, what a merry dance!

Arrr mateys, gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of politics! MSNBC’s own Michael Steele, a crusty co-host, be tellin’ the media to stop their whinin’ ‘bout Vice President Kamala Harris’ scarce appearances with the press. “Can she sail past them entirely?” he wonders, while the reporters be complainin’ she’s ‘bout as elusive as a treasure map!

Steele be defendin’ Harris, claimin’ that them reporters be treatin’ ol’ Captain Trump with the gentleness of a summer breeze whilst bein’ all high and mighty with Kamala. With a bemused eye, he calls out the press for their moanin’, suggestin’ that if they asked Trump tougher questions, they’d be shakin’ the balance of the ship! As the VP be dodgin’ media like a sailor avoids a kraken, Steele be ponderin’ if it’s smart for her to chat with the press at all, seein’ as how she be doin’ just fine speakin’ to the good folk of America.

With an eye on the horizon, the scallywags be callin’ for her to face the media beast soon, lest she be perceived as a ghost ship sailin’ into the elections. The winds of strategy blow favorably for ol’ Harris, but the press be thirstin’ for a taste of the truth!

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