Arrr! Trump’s crew be claimin’ them Iranians raided their treasure map, but the tale be as clear as a foggy night!
2024-08-11
Arrr, matey! Donald J. Trump be claimin’ them Iranians pilfered his campaign, but all they snagged be scraps from the public feast! Even Microsoft be chattin’ ‘bout some high-ranking scallywag as a prime target for their hacking mischief. Aye, what a jolly hullabaloo on the high seas of politics!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale to spin ‘bout the scallywag Donald J. Trump and some crafty Iranians! Our captain of controversy be claimin’ that them swarthy fiends hacked his grand campaign, but lo and behold, they only plundered what be already floatin’ in the vast sea of public data! Aye, that be like tryin’ to steal a ship that be anchored in plain sight!