Arrr, Trump be sayin’ no soul cheered fer Harris by Air Force Two, though the video be showin’ a jolly crowd!
2024-08-12
Arrr, matey! The ol' Captain Trump be squawkin' 'bout how no scallywags were awaitin' for Kamala to dock in Detroit, yet me hearty, the moving pictures be singin' a different tune! Aye, 'tis a fine jest, indeed!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be spillin' the beans on a jolly squabble 'twixt the former captain of the White House, one Donald Trump, and the fair Vice President Harris! Last week, whilst she landed her flying contraption in Detroit, Trump be claimin' that no scallywags were awaitin' her arrival, despite the clear evidence to the contrary! Yarr, the video shows thousands o' supporters cheerin' like a crew at a rum party!In a post on his ship o’ social media, Truth Social, Trump declared, "There be nobody at the plane! She be cheatin' with fake crowds!" He even shared a puzzlin' image that looked more like a reflection off a polished cannon than a proper gathering of supporters. "She’s a CHEATER!" he bellows, as if he spotted a ghost ship on the horizon!
But lo and behold, the Harris crew claims that a staggering 15,000 souls were there to greet her, celebratin' her and her matey, the Governor of Minnesota! The scallywags at Fox News be confirm’n this! Meanwhile, the Harris camp tossed Trump’s own words back at him, jabbin' that he’s been layin' low in swing states. Arrr, what a ruckus! The seas o' politics be tumultuous indeed, mateys!