Arrr, Kevin Costner be sparrin' with scallywags who scoff at 'Horizon' after it sank like a leaden cannonball!
2024-08-12
Arrr, matey! Kevin Costner be struttin’ like a peacock over his scallywag film "Horizon," even though it sank faster than a leaky ship! He be defendin’ the treasure, claimin’ it be worthy, ‘specially now that the sequel be takin’ its sweet time to sail the seas!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of the famed swashbuckler o' the silver screen, Kevin Costner! Despite the winds blowin' against his latest endeavor, "Horizon," the ol' sea dog be as proud as a parrot on a perch. Aye, the box office booty be less than expected, but Costner be confident that this here saga be settin' sail fer fifty years hence!Costner, at the ripe age of 69, be no stranger to scallywags dismissin' his works. He declares, "They can't be dismissive of ‘Horizon,’ fer it's now out of their hands!" He speaks of the importance o' the film, a chronicle of migration and survival, which he be wishin' his younglings to witness as a glimpse into their ancestry.
Though the doubloons earned be a mere $23 million in two fortnights, the fair folk at the Venice Film Festival be givin' his saga a grand showcase. But alas, the release of the second chapter has been postponed, as the studio seeks to give the first part more time to find its audience. Costner's treasure chest took a hefty hit, with the ol' sea captain sinking $38 million o' his own doubloons into the venture! Fear not, though; he be already film shootin' the third chapter, as determined as a pirate lookin' fer buried treasure!