"Arrr, Kamala's shining TIME visage be scorned by landlubber critics: 'Press be droolin' over their pirate politicians, har har!'"
2024-08-12
Arrr, on the morn of Monday, TIME magazine be catchin' a fair bit o' flack on the high seas o' social media! They unveiled a lovey-dovey tale o' Vice President Kamala Harris, only to be met with a cannonade o' jeers from the scallywags o' the conservative crew!
Ahoy there, matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of Vice President Kamala Harris, who be makin' waves 'o late, as told in the glossy pages of TIME magazine, adorned with a cover proclaimin', "Her Moment!" Aye, the scribe, Charlotte Alter, claims Harris be the swiftest vibe-shifter since Jack Sparrow sailed the seven seas!With President Biden takin’ a knee and endorsin' her, she’s sailed straight into the limelight as the presumptive Democratic nominee. The media be givin' her all the praise fit for a queen, and some salty critics be callin' it pure drivel. One scallywag even said the press turned her from a “national embarrassment” to a “transformative pioneer” faster than a ship can hoist its sails! Har har!
Now, ye might wonder why ol' Kamala did not grant an interview, but the piece be filled with voices of her crew—notably, Pete Buttigieg, who be cheerin' her on. Critics have taken to X, mockin' her continued “reintroductions,” sayin' she’s been reintroduced more times than the beloved McRib. With her pol’l numbers lookin’ better than Biden’s, there be talk of her needing to charm key voters like a siren callin' sailors to their doom! So, raise a tankard, for the political seas be stormy indeed!