Arrr! Biden-Harris’ soft talk didn't hold back Iran's cannon fire at Israel. Let me spin ye the true tale!
2024-08-12
Arrr, matey! Iran be holdin' off on their cannon fire at Israel, and some scallywags in the Biden crew be puffin' their chests. But lo! Two jests reveal the ayatollah be laughin' at the Yanks! Aye, respect be as scarce as gold in Davy Jones' locker!
Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round for a tale of treachery on the high seas of geopolitics! Just as the moon shined bright on the morn of July 31, 2024, the dastardly Ismail Haniyeh, captain of the Hamas ship, met his untimely end in Tehran, not a day after Fuad Shukr, the fearsome commander of Hezbollah, was sent to Davy Jones’ locker by an Israeli cannonball in Beirut!Shukr, a notorious scallywag, had a bounty of five million doubloons on his head, owing to his vile deeds, including the sinking of the U.S. Marine Corps barracks in Beirut. Haniyeh, on the other hand, was no stranger to blood as he orchestrated a grand attack on Israel, leaving many a sailor and landlubber dead!
In a twist worthy of the finest pirate yarns, a secret American crew, with the help of Oman, sailed straight into Tehran to smooth over the ruffled feathers of the Iranian captain, the Supreme Leader. They brought tidings of caution, but it seemed more like a parley gone awry, as Iran's own deckhands were soon arrested for their part in the chaos!
And lo, as the cannons roared from Iraq, sending fire and fury towards U.S. troops, a Russian envoy came a-knocking, promising advanced weaponry to the Iranians! The seas be stormy, and with each passing day, we inch closer to a full-blown mutiny! Aye, the world be on the brink of war, and it be clear that only the bravest of souls will navigate these treacherous waters!