Arrr, Kamala be needin' to lend an ear to Beyoncé or Jay-Z 'fore makin' choices for them scallywag schools!
2024-08-12
Arrr, matey! Kamala be facin' a stormy choice o' schools! Beyoncé and her swashbucklin' Jay-Z be shiverin' the timbers on this matter, while them Democrats be turnin' a blind eye to the cries of Black buccaneers. Avast, the winds of change be blowin'!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as we spin a yarn ‘bout the fair Beyoncé, plannin’ to part with a treasure trove o’ doubloons to her favored candidate, Vice President Kamala Harris. But lo and behold, her matey Jay-Z sails a different course, lendin’ his support to school vouchers in the gallant state o' Pennsylvania! The winds be blowin’ fierce, and we ponder where the good Captain Harris shall steer her ship on this matter of school choice for the wee ones o’ color.Will she chart a course alongside parents seekin’ more choices, as Barack did, or cling to the union sails of the Biden crew? Aye, it matters not to Jay-Z and Beyoncé, who can afford a private galley for their own young scallywags. But many a low-income family faces storms ahead in this election seas!
With her choice of Tim Walz for the VP role, it seems Harris might be dodgin’ the school choice tempest like a true sea dog. The winds o’ discontent grow stronger as a mighty 72% of Black Americans favor vouchers while many in her crew oppose it. If she continues to ignore these tides, she risks alienatin’ voters, creatin’ more folks like Mesha Mainor, who jumped ship to the Republicans over this very issue! So, Captain Harris, the time be nigh to decide: navigate for the people or follow the union’s compass! Arrr!