Arrr, matey! The F.B.I. be huntin’ scallywags, reckonin' Iran be the sneaky hand behind Trump’s treasure map!
2024-08-12
Arrr matey! The scallywags at the bureau be mumblin' 'bout a sneaky cyber raid, not spillin' the beans on Iran or that landlubber Trump. They be talkin’ of tales from the seas of news, but keepin’ their lips sealed tighter than a treasure chest! Har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears, fer I bring ye tidings from the high seas of news! The Bureau, that fine institution of scallywags and landlubbers alike, be speakin’ in riddles, not directly callin’ out the swabbin' nation of Iran or the infamous captain, Donald J. Trump. Nay, instead, they be talkin’ about a wily “campaign cyberintrusion.” Aye, sounds like a fancy term fer the devilish deeds of a cyber buccaneer!