"Arrr! A land-shakin’ quake o’ 4.4 hit near the fair city of Los Angeles, makin’ landlubbers jump like scallywags!"
2024-08-12
Arrr! The tremblin' ground be shakin' just five leagues northeast of the bustling port, says the wise landlubbers at the Geological Survey. Fear not, mateys! No ships be sunk nor treasures lost... yet! Just a wee jiggle to keep us on our toes!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I hath a tale of the earth shakin' like a scallywag at a tavern brawl! A mighty quake, y'see, struck the land a mere five leagues northeast o' the bustling port city, reckonin' it to be the fine charts o' the U.S. Geological Survey.