The Booty Report

A crafty turtle bolted far 'fore the law caught 'im—aye, a shell of a tale, me hearties!

2024-08-13

Arrr, matey! Those brave Arizona sea dogs scooped up Stitch, the mighty sulcata tortoise, from the treacherous interstate! A crafty critter, he be, slippin' from his ranchy lair like a scallywag on the run! Aye, 'tis a tale of adventure fit for the seven seas!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a jolly tale o' derring-do that be takin' place on the sun-scorched highways of Arizona! A giant sulcata tortoise, known as Stitch, be makin' his grand escape from a ranch, settin' sail on an uncharted adventure across the asphalt seas.

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