The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Avast! Let’s sift through the tall tales o’ Trump and Musk's banter on the high seas o’ X!"

2024-08-12

Avast, me hearties! Let’s hoist the sails and set course for the truth, as we be debunkin’ Cap’n Trump’s tall tales 'bout them landlubbers—VP Kamala, President Biden, and the whole scallywag crew! Ready yer spyglass for some jolly fact-checkin', or ye might be walkin’ the plank o’ folly!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the tall tales spun by Captain Trump, the swashbuckler of the White House seas! Aye, this scallywag be makin’ claims 'bout immigrants, and it be time to hoist the sails of truth! He be claimin' that a horde of landlubbers be stormin' our shores, but it be a mere trick of the eye, like a mirage on a hot day in the Caribbean!

Then we got the fierce First Mate, Kamala Harris. Trump be sayin’ she be asleep at the helm, but I reckon she be workin' harder than a sea dog huntin' for treasure! And let’s not forget 'bout Captain Biden, who’s been tryin’ to steer this ship through choppy waters. Trump’s got more spins than a whirlin’ dervish, claimin' Biden’s takin’ our gold and givin’ it to the enemy! Arrr, I say, it be high time we check the facts before we be takin' the plunge!

So, me hearties, let us not be swayed by the raucous squawkin' of the parrot on Trump’s shoulder. Keep yer wits about ye and fact-check those wild tales, lest ye find yerself lost at sea in a tempest of misinformation!

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