Arrr! Harris be chattin’ post Trump’s yarn with Musk and other gossip from the high seas of headlines!
2024-08-13
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Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with tales from the political seas! Our lass Kamala Harris, branded a “radical-left lunatic” by none other than Captain Trump himself, be takin’ it all in stride, claimin' it be a “rich” attack! Aye, the winds be blowin’ strong with whispers o’ conflict o’ interest as she sails into the ABC debate waters, while members of the “Squad” be battlin’ fierce for their political lives!In the realm of gymnastics, a scandal brews over a medal, like treasure lost at sea! Meanwhile, Harris be caught tryin’ to rewrite history in what many call an Orwellian twist, and her crew be dodgin’ questions ‘bout a certain military fella’s past. The folks in rural Minnesota be grumblin’ ‘bout their guv’s “very liberal” ways, callin’ it “mini California.”
The countdown to voting day be ticking like a cannon’s fuse, with Harris’ old promises of closing detention centers bein' thrown overboard in the current storm of scrutiny! And as the ship of media sails on, some be sayin’ Harris is morphin’ into Trump. Aye, what a jolly ol' pirate ride it be, full of twists, turns, and enough treasure of controversy to fill a chest! So hoist the sails and brace for more adventures ahead!