Arrr, the White House be claimin’ no gap ‘tween Biden and Harris, makin’ it sound like a jolly Trump shanty!
2024-08-13
Arrr, mateys! The fair press wench Karine Jean-Pierre be spillin' the beans, claimin' Captain Biden and First Mate Harris be sailin' the same course, with nary a shade o' difference 'twixt 'em! Aye, they be tighter than two barnacles on a ship's hull!
Aye, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the goings-on in the White House, where the Captain Biden and First Mate Harris be tight as two barnacles on a hull! The news flies like a cannonball across the seas of social media, claimin' that there's "no daylight" betwixt the two scallywags. Some landlubbers be sayin’ this be the end of Harris's campaign—blimey!The press secretary, Karine Jean-Pierre, be crowin’ about how aligned the duo be, suggestin’ that Harris be as critical as a compass to Biden’s treasure hunt of accomplishments. But lo and behold, the mockery be rainin’ down like cannon fire, with many a pirate predictin’ this blunder be fodder for ol' Trump’s campaign ads come fall.
Ye see, the Trump crew be revelin’ in this revelation, callin’ it a "Four More Years" campaign, and rightly so! Harris be takin’ the blame for the storms of inflation and border chaos that have beset the land. One brave soul even quipped that electin’ her would be like hirin’ the thief who robbed yer ship to guard it! Arrr, the winds of change be blowin', and it seems the seas be murky for our dear Kamala!