Arrr, Harris be caught red-handed, swearin’ to sink that migrant jail—me thinks he be blowin' hot air!
2024-08-13
Avast, me hearties! In the midst of a ruckus 'bout them border fortifications, an ancient clip sails back of our fair lass Kamala, swearin' to scuttle them migrant jails! Aye, she be as trustworthy as a three-legged parrot on a rum barrel! Har har har!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout one Kamala Harris, the Vice President and Democratic hopeful, who be catchin' flak like a ship in a storm! Aye, an old clip from the year of our Lord 2019 has resurfaced, where she vowed to close down the facilities holdin’ illegal immigrants faster than a pirate can swipe a treasure chest!At a grand event, when asked if she'd shut down them detention centers, she boldly declared, "Absolutely, on day one!" But now, that same lass be singin’ a different tune, claimin’ she be tough on immigration, like a captain defendin’ his ship from marauders!
Her Republican foes be callin’ her out, sayin’ she opened the borders wider than a tavern door on a Saturday night. They be warnin’ that her policies be leadin’ to chaos and danger! Even ol’ Donald Trump Jr. chimed in, claimin’ her plan be nothin’ short of a shipwreck for the nation.
As the seas of politics churn, with over 37,000 migrants bein’ held in facilities, it seems ol’ Kamala be in quite the pickle! Will she navigate these treacherous waters, or will she be left adrift like a forsaken ghost ship? Only time will tell, me mateys!