Arrr, Tim Walz be no merry blend of Andy Griffith and Bernie Sanders! Harris might be wishin' she’d thought twice!
2024-08-13
Arrr! The lass Kamala Harris be settin' sail with a matey most landlubbers ain't heard of! Aye, that could stir up a tempest of trouble fer their ship, or send 'em straight to Davy Jones' locker! Blimey, it be a risky voyage, indeed!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout one Tim Walz, the Democratic governor of Minnesota, who be akin to Kamala Harris’ very own Sarah Palin! Aye, back in the day, McCain be pickin' Palin to woo the crowds, but alas, the winds of fate blew foul, leavin' the GOP ship sunk under the weight of her blunders!Now, Walz, a scallywag of obscure fame, be settin' sail in the same treacherous waters, hopin' to charm Midwesterners with his supposed folksiness. But, shiver me timbers, a poll showed that 71% of the landlubbers had never even heard of him, much like our dear Sarah back in her day!
Yet, scrutiny be a sharp sword, and it be cuttin’ deep! Walz’s reign be riddled with tales of tyranny—spyin’ on neighbors and lettin' chaos reign during the Floyd riots. And what of his military service? Rumors swirl 'round like a rogue wave, claimin' he ditched his fellow sailors just before a mighty deployment!
So, as Walz joins forces with Harris, ye can bet yer doubloons the seas be gettin' stormy! With whispers of scandal and wretched policies, it seems this duo be more likely to walk the plank than sail smoothly into the sunset! Yarrr!