Arrr, matey! Be Kamala turnin' into that scallywag Trump, or be me eyes playin' tricks? Har har har!
2024-08-12
Arrr, me hearties! The fine crew o' the 'Gutfeld!' ship be a-bellied laughin' as Vice President Kamala Harris be spoutin' the same treasure map as that scallywag Trump: no taxes on the gold ye get from tips! A merry jest, if I do say so meself!
Avast ye scallywags! Who’d have thought the year of our Lord 2024 would bring forth Kamala Harris, the finest tribute band to the orange-hued scallywag himself, Donald Trump! Aye, once she be Indian, then African American, now she’s gone full Trump—cackles and all! Like a wayward sailor lost at sea, her policies be drippin’ straight from Trump’s treasure chest.Aye, this lass was once deemed the most left-leanin’ matey in Congress, but now she be parrotin’ Trump’s ideas like a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder. It’s a clever move, I tell ye! With no policies of her own, she’s plunderin’ ideas from her rival. She’s learned from her captain, Joe Biden: if ye fancy it, take it! And those once scornful of such ideas now embrace 'em like a long-lost treasure.
But lo and behold, when it comes to border security and all that jazz, why wait until ye be crowned queen? If she truly be loyal to the people, she’d be actin’ now! Alas, it’s but a jest, for this ‘pirate’ merely imitates without true transformation. So, as ye cast yer votes, remember: would ye rather have the genuine article or a cheap, counterfeit piece of eight? Arrr!