"Blimey! Polar bears be claimin' a scallywag's life at a far-off radar lair in the land o' ice!"
2024-08-13
Arrr, matey! Polar bears be a rare breed of menace, yet last week saw a second soul meet Davy Jones 'cause of them furry fiends since the year o' our Lord 2023. Keep yer wits about ye, lest ye find yerself a-snack for a hungry bear!
Ahoy mateys, gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale most chilling from the icy realms of the North! Aye, it be true that polar bear attacks on the landlubbers be rarer than a mermaid in a tavern, but lo and behold! Just last week, a fearsome beastie claimed a second victim since the turn of the year, 2023. Argh, what a dreadful fate for the unfortunate soul!