The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! That scallywag clerk be caught meddlin' with the vote box! Aye, 'tis a treacherous sea of ballots!"

2024-08-13

Arrr, matey! This scallywag be lookin’ at a long spell in Davy Jones’ locker come October! Aye, she might be countin' the barnacles on the wall for years, if the bosun of the court be havin' his way! Avast, what a jolly mess!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a lass who be in a right pickle! Aye, this wench be lookin’ at a fate most grim—she could be seein’ the inside of a prison hull fer many a year when the judge be layin’ down the law come October!

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