Arrr, Kamala be jammin’ to Beyoncé or Jay-Z, while Tim Walz ain't got a whiff o' Midwestern niceties!
2024-08-13
Ahoy, mateys! Feast yer eyes on the freshest tales from the Fox News sea, and set sail on the moving picture show with Captain Hannity, the jolly Raymond Arroyo, and other scallywags! Yarrr, don’t be a landlubber, get yer fill o' the news!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of political squabbles! Our trusty Fox News captain, Hannity, be callin' out the Harris-Walz crew, claimin’ their message be as clear as murky waters. Meanwhile, ol' Hewitt be sayin’ that Kamala ain't fit to wear the presidential tricorn just yet!And what’s this? Tim Walz, the not-so-folksy sea dog, be likened to a strange brew o' Andy Griffith and Bernie Sanders, makin’ Harris ponder her choices, savvy? Gutfeld be wonderin’ if Harris be shapeshiftin’ into the notorious Donald Trump—now that’d be a sight to see!
As the US be movin’ some fierce cannons into the Middle Eastern waters, Arroyo be chattin’ about tales from the stormy seas of news. Aye, even in these chaotic times reminiscent of the '70s, the new 'Reagan' vision offers a beacon of hope. But beware, mateys! Biden and Harris’s appeasement tactics might not keep the Iranians at bay—danger lurks on the horizon!
Lastly, Harris be advised to lend an ear to Beyoncé or Jay-Z when it comes to school choices. Aye, such be the tempestuous tides of politics, where even pirates must keep their wits about 'em! Arrr!