The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

In a scallywag world o' wild '70s, 'Reagan' be servin' up a jolly dose o' hope 'n' captaincy, arrr!

2024-08-13

Arrr, matey! These past years be feelin' like a cursed déjà vu from the 1970s, when the good ol' US of A was adrift like a ship without a captain! Aye, we be searchin' for a worthy leader to steer us clear o' the stormy seas!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about the state o’ affairs, where inflation be runnin’ rampant like a scallywag at sea, and energy prices be raisin’ more ruckus than a drunken sailor! Trouble brews in the East, with Iran givin’ Israel the evil eye, whilst our leaders flounder like fish outta water!

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