The Booty Report

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Arrr, me hearties! Asian American scallywags be the treasure chest of votes in the great battle of 2024!

2024-08-13

Arrr, matey! A jolly crew be gatherin' in droves like seagulls to a feast! No scallywag can be sure of their loyal crew, lest they find themselves walkin' the plank! Aye, it be a raucous tide of support, savvy?

Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a grand gathering on the high seas of politics! A motley crew of landlubbers and sea-dogs alike be settin' sail in droves, makin' waves like never before! Aye, this diverse band of merry misfits be turnin' out in record numbers, swingin' their cutlasses for their favored flag! Arrr!

But heed me words, savvy? Neither party be able to hoist the Jolly Roger and sail the seas with confidence! They be thinkin' their loyal crew be behind 'em, but lo and behold, the tides be changin' quicker than a fish can swim! Ye can’t be countin' yer doubloons 'til the treasure be in yer hold, I tell ye! Each party be watchin' their backs, lest they find themselves marooned on a lonely isle with naught but a parrot for company. Yarrr!

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