Arrr! A scallywag from Carolina be runnin' afoul after slippin' the noose on his way to the doc!
2024-08-13
Avast, ye scallywags! A 30-year-old scoundrel, guilty of foul deeds, pulled a fast one and made off like a greased eel while bein' carted off to the doc in North Carolina! The sheriff’s office be raisin’ the alarm, but I reckon he be off to find his treasure! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather round and lend an ear to this tale of a scallywag named Ramone Jamarr Alston, a convicted murderer who slipped through the grasp of the law like a slippery fish on a stormy sea! This barnacle of a man, whilst bein’ transported to the doc’s for a bit of medical care, managed to wriggle free from his shackles and make a break for it faster than a cannonball flyin’ from the ship!Now, picture this: Alston, clad in a gray shirt, brown trousers, and spiffy white New Balance shoes, was under the watchful eyes of two armed guards. But like a crafty sea serpent, he freed himself and made a mighty leap out of the wagon, vanishin’ into the woods quicker than ye can say "shiver me timbers!" The good Sheriff Blackwood declared a manhunt as juicy as a treasure map, offerin’ a bounty of $25,000 for any info that might lead to this rogue's capture.
So, ye landlubbers, keep yer windows and doors locked tight, and watch for any suspicious shenanigans in yer waters. Remember, Alston be a cold-blooded pirate of a different sort, responsible for the tragic fate of a wee one. Let's hope they catch this scoundrel before he slips outta sight for good!