The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Ilhan Omar, a loud wench against Israel, sails through her primary like a parrot on a pirate's shoulder!

2024-08-13

Avast ye! Two scallywags from the lefty "squad" met their doom in the primaries this summer, all thanks to a treasure trove o' gold from pro-Israel buccaneers! Aye, they be walkin' the plank faster than a ship in a storm! Arrr!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' political tempest on the high seas o' the election! Two scallywags from the House, part o' the notorious left-wing "squad," found themselves walkin' the plank this summer. Aye, they lost their primaries, and it be no mere happenstance, but a veritable maelstrom o' gold coins poured in by those pro-Israel buccaneers!

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