Arrr, Tim Walz be so set on scuttlin’ history, he sunk Minnesota’s flag like a ship o’ fools!
2024-08-14
Arrr, matey! Tim Walz, the scallywag of the Democrat crew, be settin’ sail on a mission to swap Minnesota’s state flag! But lo and behold, the new banner be as empty as a treasure chest with naught but a parrot's feather! Aye, history be lost at sea!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn o’ Minnesota’s flag, once a proud banner flyin’ high with a Native American and a farmer, now tossed aside like a moldy biscuit! ‘Twas the crafty Governor Tim Walz, a landlubber with grand ideas, who led a band o’ 17 scallywags to swap it for a starburst, reckonin’ it to be more “inclusive.” Aye, but half the good folk o’ Minnesota be grumblin’ about the change, yet they had no say in this mutiny!
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