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Arrr, matey! Kamala’s rule be sinkin' the good ship America in these treacherous waters!

2024-08-14

Arrr, matey! The Biden-Harris crew be steerin' the ship of state into murky waters, especially with them scallywags in Iran! If Kamala takes the helm, we be headin' straight fer Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, 'tis a jolly fine mess we be in!

Ahoy mateys! Since the ruckus of its rebellious birth, the Islamic Republic of Iran be a scourge upon the seven seas, seekin' to snuff out good ol' Americans and threaten our stout ally, Israel. With a Kamala Harris at the helm, the mischief from that treacherous regime might swell like a stormy sea, makin' the waves of chaos rise even higher!Every good sailor should quake in their boots, for Vice President Harris be a flag o' weakness that could further embolden them villainous ayatollahs. For decades, these scallywags have been fundin' terrorism with the express intent of sendin' us scuttlin' out of the Middle East. They’ve already got a nasty history, holdin' hostages and takin' aim at our brave lads!Under the reign of Trump, the winds shifted, and the ayatollahs quivered in fear as their coffers ran dry. But now, with the Biden-Harris crew at the wheel, Iran's treasure chest hath overflowed once more, fundin' all manner of dastardly deeds! Harris's cozy chats with pro-Iran advisors be a fine recipe for peril, lettin' those brigands gloat whilst endangerin' our crew and allies.What we need, me hearties, be a return to strong leadership—a Captain Trump, who knows how to keep the beastly ayatollahs at bay! Arrr, let’s sail towards peace through strength, not appeasement!

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