"Arrr, Greg be sayin' Kamala be doin' naught but she be doin' it grander than a parrot on a perch!"
2024-08-13
Arrr! The scallywags of the 'Gutfeld!' crew be gabbin' 'bout the ruckus between that swashbucklin' Trump and the techie Musk! Aye, what jolly banter! It be like two parrots squawkin' over a treasure map! Avast, me hearties, the high seas of politics be stormy indeed!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with tales of a raucous meeting betwixt the fearsome Donald Trump and the tech wizard Elon Musk! While the fair Kamala Harris shivers in her boots, Trump boldly took to the digital seas on X (formerly Twitter), yappin’ like a parrot on a treasure chest.With a hearty delay, they chomped on the issues like lions at a buffet, discussin’ the border crisis. Trump be blamin' Biden's border czar, while Kamala likely be stealin’ his thunder, hopin' to catch some campaign promises like a crafty thief!
Inflation be a scourge more dastardly than any scallywag, they say, with Trump howlin’ ‘bout the cost of livin’ makin’ folks borrow doubloons just to eat! And whilst Biden be snoozin’, Trump be calling out the rogues of the world stage, claimin’ he knows the likes of Putin and Kim Jong-un, who’d laugh at sleepy Joe.
Oh, but what of Kamala? Some say she’d cackle the mullahs to submission; others reckon she’s too busy tunin’ in to the latest tunes! She’s got a sharp tongue, but when it comes to matters of state, it seems she be as lost as a ship without a compass. So, raise yer tankards to Trump and Musk—two men who can chat without needin' a crew of researchers! Yarrr!