"Arrr, Time's flashy Kamala cover be yet another reason fer landlubbers to scoff at the liberal scallywags of the media!"
2024-08-13
Arrr, amidst the fluffy clouds o' wordy seas, Time's scribe, Charlotte Alter, be spillin' the beans, sayin', "Harris be yet to parley with a soul or shed light on her swayin' policies!" Avast, the winds of change be blowin' but the captain’s still mum!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the political press, which be showin’ less self-respect than a scallywag at a pirate’s tavern! They be swoonin’ over Kamala Harris, whilst she be avoidin’ interviews like a cursed treasure. Aye, Time magazine be in the front of this crew, crowin’ about her “moment,” yet admit she’s not said a peep on her policies! What a merry jest!Compare that to Donald Trump, who faced the press like a true buccaneer, spillin’ ink for an 83-minute yarn, while Kamala be hidin' behind the sails! They shower her with praise akin to a pop star, likin’ her to Beyoncé and Taylor Swift, while forgettin’ she’s done naught but dance around the questions! Even ol' Cory Booker be claimin’ she’s a Jedi master, twistin’ arms like a seasoned pirate!
Yet, when trouble brews, no blame falls on her but her mates, the staff! ‘Tis a sorry sight when the press be cheerin’ for a captain who won’t steer the ship! So, hoist the flag o’ skepticism, for this be a jolly saga of media folly, where accountability walks the plank! Arrr, what a hullabaloo!