The Booty Report

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Arrr, Trump be bettin' on scallywags to fill the treasure chest for wooing landlubber voters!

2024-08-14

Arrr, matey! The new codes from the landlubbers in charge be lettin' political scallywags team up with those treasure-hungry super PACs to rally the crew fer votes! Aye, it be a fine jolly roger of a scheme, strikin’ deals like a true buccaneer! Yarrr!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the new rules from the landlubbers in Washington! It seems the scallywags in charge have decreed that political candidates be free to parley with those treasure-laden super PACs to gather votes! Aye, ye heard me right! No longer must they sail solo on the tempestuous seas of canvassing!

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