"Arrr! A judge be sayin' no scallywags can keep Jewish mateys from the U.C.L.A. treasure trove!"
2024-08-14
Avast, mateys! The judge, in his wisdom, tossed out a quick decree, 'tis true! After a ruckus o’er the Gaza fray, with more than 200 scallywags nabbed on landlubber grounds, he decided to step in. A right jolly mess, if ye ask me! Arrr!
Arrr matey! Gather ye round fer a tale o’ law and disorder that be unfoldin’ in yon land of scholars and scallywags. A tempest o’ protests did brew over the wee squabble in Gaza this past spring, causin’ a ruckus so great that more than two hundred brave souls found themselves clapped in irons on the campus seas! Aye, the winds o’ discontent blew fierce, and the judge, like a cautious captain navigatin’ stormy waters, bequeathed a temporary decree to calm the tumultuous tides.