"Arrr! Thunderin’ bolt zaps two landlubbers at Horseshoe Bend, says the scallywags of the National Park crew!"
2024-08-14
Arrr! Two landlubber tourists be takin' a jolt from the thunder gods at Horseshoe Bend, down in Arizona's wild Glen Canyon! Aye, seems the skies be not favorin' their folly, 'n they be a bit scorched now! Savvy?
Arrr matey! Gather ‘round fer a tale o’ two landlubbers caught in a tempestuous squall near Horseshoe Bend, a bonnie sight in the wilds o’ Arizona! Aye, on a fateful Monday afternoon, a bolt o’ lightning struck like Poseidon’s wrath, causin’ a ruckus among two lassies—a 22-year-old from the Netherlands and a 23-year-old from the land down under, Australia!The National Park Service, bless their hearts, be warnin’ all ye scallywags to keep a keen eye on the skies, especially durin’ the fierce monsoon season when thunder be rumblin’ like a hungry kraken! If ye hear that thunder, seek shelter quicker than a ship in a storm, lest ye end up singin’ sea shanties from the hospital!
No less than gallant, the injured wenches were whisked away by a sky chariot (or as landlubbers call it, a helicopter) to St. George Regional Hospital where they be mendin’ their wounds. Horseshoe Bend, a true “social media darling,” be a sight to behold, carved by the mighty Colorado River like a pirate’s treasure map over millions of years. So, heed me warning, ye adventurous souls, and keep yer heads low when the thunder calls, or ye might just find yerselves in a right pickle!