"Arrr! Kamala's hidin' like a scallywag in the hold, dodgin' interviews on the campaign seas! Har har!"
2024-08-14
Ahoy mateys! From the seven seas of America, landlubbers be chattin’ ‘bout Vice President Harris dodgin’ the media cannons since she set sail for the 2024 captaincy. Aye, ‘tis like a scallywag skippin’ a duel—she be avoidin’ the tough questions like a pirate avoids a kraken! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! It be the tale of Vice President Kamala Harris, who be treatin' the press like a scallywag treats a kraken—dodgin' and weavin' like a cursed soul on the high seas! For 24 days straight, she’s been skippin' out on the media since proclaimin' her bid for the throne, and the landlubbers be talkin'!From D.C. to Texas and Knoxville, the crew be wonderin' if she’s followin’ the shadowy playbook of Captain Biden, hidin' in her lair like a treasure chest. A fine fellow named David from Knoxville be thinkin' she ought to spill her secrets and explain her policies, whilst others be callin’ her media maneuvers cowardly!
Even the loud-mouthed CNN crew be givin' her the ol’ one-two! With each passing day, the crew be scratchin' their heads, demandin' more transparency from the elusive captain. They say it be high time for a press conference, lest she be seen as a landlubber with nothin' to show for her three and a half years at sea!
The folk be divided, some even swearin’ to never cast a vote for her, while a few remain loyal like a dog to its master. It seems the winds of public opinion be blowin' fierce, and Kamala best set her sails straight or risk bein’ lost in the tempest of political waters! Arrr!