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Arrr, matey! Democrat hails Walz, the valiant foe o' hate, whilst tangled with a scallywag cleric of ill repute!

2024-08-14

Arrr, matey! Florida lass Debbie Wasserman Schultz be standin' tall fer Minnesota’s Gov. Tim Walz, swearin’ he be a fine sailor even after that scallywag video be showin’ him givin’ a hearty cheer to a pesky Muslim cleric! Avast, what a hullabaloo on the high seas of politics!

Arrr matey! In the tumultuous seas of politics, ye be hearing tell of one Governor Tim Walz, a fellow from the land of Minnesota, who be catchin’ flak o’er his ties to a controversial cleric, Imam Asad Zaman! Aye, it seems this Zaman be dippin’ his quill in some antisemitic ink, praisin’ Hamas and even sharin’ a pro-Hitler flick. Blimey, what a tangled web we weave!

Now, the gallant Democratic lass, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, be standin’ up fer ol’ Walz, callin’ him a true fighter against hate and a friend to Israel. She swears by the Jolly Roger that he be a strong defender who speaks fer the voiceless—though some be wonderin’ if he’s been a tad too chummy with the imam. She argues that this duo be on course to combat antisemitism, unlike their Republican foes, who seem to be havin’ dinner parties with ne’er-do-wells!

Despite Walz’s past praises for Zaman, his crew claims he’s not “in cahoots” with the cleric, while also tossin’ over a hefty bounty to Zaman’s group—over a hundred grand, ye say? Blunderin’ pirates, I tell ye! So, hoist the sails, keep a weather eye, and let’s see how this tale unfolds on the stormy seas of politics!

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