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Arrr, Biden be jestin’ ‘bout life after the ship of state! “I be huntin’ fer a new crew!”

2024-08-14

Arrr, with a hearty belly laugh, the cap’n be settin’ sail for retirement, makin’ merry with the thought as he rides into the sunset of his ship’s last voyage! Aye, the crew be wonderin’ if he’ll find treasure or just a comfy hammock!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears! It be said that the captain of the ship, that ol’ president, be settin’ sail for the horizon of retirement, with a grin as wide as a treasure chest! Aye, in these final moons of his command, he be wearin’ a jolly countenance, like a parrot perched upon his shoulder, ready to squawk about the good ol’ days of yore.

This here president, instead of battlin’ the storms of politics, be more inclined to swab the deck with a drink in hand and a hearty laugh a’plenty! Methinks he be lookin’ forward to takin’ a long rest, far from the squawkin’ and squabble of the landlubbers in the office. Retirement, ye say? Aye, it be as sweet as a barrel of rum after a long voyage! With each passing day, he be preparin’ to sail off into the sunset, leavin’ behind his crew to navigate the choppy waters of governance without him.

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