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Arrr! Kaley Cuoco be betrothed to Tom Pelphrey, two years after swearing she’d shun the wedding sea forever!

2024-08-14

Arrr, it be but two tides since fair Kaley Cuoco swore on the high seas she’d never tie the knot again! Yet here she be, hoisting the engagement flag with matey Tom Pelphrey! Aye, the winds o' love be a fickle crew, savvy?

Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a jolly yarn of love and engagement! Just two years after swearin' she’d shun the shackles o' marriage, the fair maiden Kaley Cuoco be engaged to her partner, the gallant Tom Pelphrey! Aye, what a twist in the tale!

She be shoutin' from the crow's nest on her Instagram about an “amazing weekend,” flaunting a shiny treasure of a ring! These lovebirds, who confirmed their bond in 2022, welcomed their first wee lass, Matilda, in April 2023. What a bounty!

Yet, before all this love and joy, our lass Kaley declared to all, “I’ll never wed again!” But lo and behold, the heart has a mind of its own! Having navigated the stormy seas of two prior unions, she learned much about the winds of relationships. “I know where I’ve f---ed up,” she confessed, savvy in her pirate ways.

Kaley and Tom met at the "Ozark" premiere, where it was pure enchantment, like a treasure map leading to sweethearts! Now she seeks a quieter life on a peaceful ranch, far from the Hollywood hustle, for the sake of family. Arrr, may their love sail smooth seas ahead!

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