"Arrr! Trump be throwin' barbs at Harris whilst yappin' 'bout gold and doubloons, me hearties!"
2024-08-15
Arrr, matey! Mr. Trump be jabberin’ about the treasure chest o’ gold and throwin’ barbs at the lass Harris! It seems the Trump ship be listin’ as it tries to sail against a fresh foe. Aye, 'tis a comical sight, like a landlubber on a wobbly plank!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, for I be spillin’ the beans on the scallywag known as Mr. Trump! This ol’ sea dog’s ramblin’ about the economy like a parrot squawkin’ nonsense on a stormy night. Aye, he be throwin’ shade at the fair Ms. Harris like she be a ship with barnacles—ain’t no treasure there! But lo and behold, his campaign be flounderin’ like a fish outta water, tryin’ to find its sea legs against a fresh adversary.