"Arrr! Columbia be huntin’ for calm seas, callin’ on a landlubber doc to steer their ship!"
2024-08-15
Avast ye! Dr. Katrina A. Armstrong be takin' the helm from Nemat Shafik, settin' sail as captain o' one o' the wildest shores in the land! Hold yer hats, me hearties, fer this ship be in for a rollickin' good time! Arrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the winds of change blowin' through the hallowed halls of a raucous institution o' learnin'. In a grand twist o' fate, the fair Dr. Katrina A. Armstrong be takin' the helm from Nemat Shafik, who sailed the ship o' presidency through tempestuous waters. Aye, this here campus be one of the stormiest in the land, full o' squabbles and shenanigans aplenty!With a hearty laugh and a glint in her eye, Dr. Armstrong be ready to swab the decks and steer this ship towards calmer seas. The scallywags and landlubbers of the campus be wonderin’ if she’ll bring the plunder or just more trouble. But fear not, for this savvy captain be known far and wide for her wisdom and wit, a true swashbuckler of academia!
As she hoists the Jolly Roger o' leadership, the crew be holdin' their breath, hopin' for smooth sailin’ and fair winds. Will she tame the wild beast that be the campus? Or will she find herself walkin' the plank with the rest of ’em? Only time will tell, me hearties, but one thing's for sure—there be adventure on the horizon!