The Booty Report

Arrr! The word be, AMD's Ryzen 9000s be sinkin' like a leaky ship, but Intel, hold yer horses, matey!

2024-08-15

Arrr, matey! Intel be swimmin’ in a sea o’ troubles with their 13th and 14th-gen treasure chests! Those sales be lookin’ fine, but don’t ye hoist the Jolly Roger just yet, lest ye be swallowed by the kraken o’ problems! Har har har!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round as I regale ye with the tale of AMD's latest contraptions, the Ryzen 9700X and 9600X, which be plunderin' fewer treasures than a shipwrecked crew! Arrr, 'tis said they barely sold a handful, with only 30 units of the grand 9700X and a measly 20 of the 9600X snatched up in their launch week – a mere 50 in total, ‘tis a pitiful haul for the mightiest retailer in Germany!

Ye see, these fine processors be the first of the Zen 5 breed, yet their reception be colder than a pirate’s heart! While Team Red thought they’d strike gold, it seems the old Ryzen 7000 models be lookin’ shinier to the buccaneers out there. With Intel flounderin' in troubled waters, one might think these new chips would make a big splash, but nay, the winds of fortune favor the sly and shrewd who be waitin' for discounts.

Rumors swirl like a tempest that AMD might boost the power of the 9700X, but savvy buyers be cautious, lest they be hoisted by their own petard. So, me hearty, keep a weathered eye on the horizon, for these processors may yet chart a course to better sales, but for now, they be sittin’ like barnacles on a sunken ship! Arrr!

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