Arrr, memory lane be callin’, as Kamala be shoutin’ ‘equity’ not ‘equality’ like a parrot with a fancy hat!
2024-08-15
Arrr! Vice President Harris be spoutin' tales of “equity ‘n’ equality” like a parrot on a treasure chest! Aye, she be weavin’ this yarn into Captain Biden’s grand ship o’ policies, makin’ sure the booty be shared fair, even if some scallywags be grumblin’!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale o' Vice President Kamala Harris, who now sails the seas as the Democratic nominee fer captain o' the ship o' state! Aye, she be preachin' the message o' "equity" over "equality," a concept that be stirrin' the waters since her first voyage with Cap'n Biden in 2020. She be likin' to spin a yarn about how not all landlubbers start from the same port, and thus, fairness be not just about givin' everyone the same rations!With a flair for the dramatics, she once drew comparisons to Karl Marx, claimin' that some be on first base while others be on third! Aye, she argues that to truly make the seas fair, ye must ensure all mateys end up at the same dock—hence the need fer equitable treasure distribution. Critics be callin' her words communistic, but Harris stands firm, sayin’ it be a matter of givin’ the needy the wind in their sails to catch up!
From relief efforts after fierce storms to celebratin' the rights o' all sailors, she insists that true justice be about recognizein' the disparities in the crew. So, hoist the sails for equity, me mateys, as she charts a course fer a future where all can thrive, even if some start with more barnacles on their hulls! Yarrr!