Arrr, matey! Turns out the Trump kerfuffle be no glitch, but a right raucous treasure hunt instead!
2024-08-14
Arrr, aboard the Gutfeld! vessel, the jolly crew be chattin' 'bout the Secret Service's blunders! Aye, those scallywags be trippin' over their own hooks—like a landlubber at sea! Ho ho! What a fine mess they be makin', savvy?
Ahoy mateys! Cast yer minds back a moon or so to when that rascally former captain of the ship of state, Donald Trump, sported an ear lookin’ like it was painted by Van Gogh hisself! Aye, the tale's fading quicker than a sailor’s sobriety when the rum flows. The media be churning the waters, and poor ol’ Joe Biden’s recollections be slippin’ away like a fish on a line! Arrr, could it be the world be turned upside down, makin’ the very rules of competence seem as shaky as a ship in a storm?