The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The hunt be on fer the scallywag what legged it from the prison wagon in Carolina’s vast seas!

2024-08-15

Arrr, matey! A mighty crew o’ lawmen be scouring the seas fer that scallywag Ramone Alston, the cursed soul aged thirty, doin’ time fer sendin’ a fellow to Davy Jones’ locker! Aye, a whole battalion o' them be chasin' a landlubber in a life sentence!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout a scallywag by the name of Ramone Alston, a rogue who be servin’ a life sentence for that foul act of murder! Aye, it seems the lawmen of the land be castin’ their nets wide, with hundreds of brave officers embarkin’ on a madcap hunt for this rascally sea dog!

Read the Original Article