“Vance be sayin’, ‘Aye, he earned that right!’ when scallywags jabber ‘bout Trump’s loose lips—har har har!”
2024-08-15
Arrr, in regards to the GOP scallywags takin' jabs at Captain Trump, his trusty matey Sen. JD Vance be sayin’ to Fox News that the ol’ captain’s ramblin' charms be half the treasure! But fear not, mateys, for 'tis policy that be fillin’ our sails—90% o' our course!
Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags! In the raucous realm of politics, our ol’ matey Donald Trump be sailin' the rough seas of the campaign trail with his trusty first mate, Sen. JD Vance from Ohio, defendin' his captain's wild tongue. Vance be claimin' that folks love Trump’s off-the-cuff jests, as he speaks the raw truth without a filter, makin' him a pirate of the political waters!But hold yer horses, me hearties! Vance also warns that the great ship of this campaign be mostly focused on policy—naught just insults towards the fair Vice President Harris, who’s been stealin' the spotlight with her own fair winds of momentum since takin' the helm of the Democrats.
With whispers from Trump's crew suggestin' he ought to drop the name-callin' and focus on the serious matters like crime and inflation, it’s clear the high seas of politics be treacherous. Even ol' Kevin McCarthy be callin’ for Trump to steer clear of insults and keep his eyes on the prize.
So hoist the sails, me mateys! Whether Trump listens to his crew or sails his own course, the battle be afoot, and the tides be changin’ in this grand political adventure!