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Arrr! Demi Lovato be sayin', "No wee matey of mine be treadin' me troubled waters!" Avast, a wise choice!

2024-08-15

Arrr, matey! Demi Lovato be sayin’ she won't let her wee scallywag chase the same treasure as her! Aye, the seas of child stardom be fraught with storms and krakens! Best to keep the little buccaneer safe from the siren's call of fame, savvy?

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as we spin the yarn of fair Demi Lovato, a lass who’s sailed the stormy seas of stardom and learned the hard way that bein' a child star be a treacherous voyage! Aye, she be promotin' her tale in the documentary titled "Child Star," where she and other famous scallywags like Drew Barrymore and Kenan Thompson share their tales of woe.

At the tender age of six, Demi set sail on the ship of fame with "Barney & Friends," but it be the Disney treasure "Camp Rock" that sent her to the high seas of popularity at fifteen! Yet, mateys, the glimmer of gold came with a heavy anchor, as she found herself battlin’ body issues and the dark waters of addiction, leadin' to a punch-up with a back-up dancer! Blimey!

Now at 32, Demi declares she be wantin’ none of that for a wee one of her own. “I’d tell me child, ‘Let’s study music, but ye ain’t sailin’ into the spotlight 'til ye be 18!’” she says, seekin’ to give her brood the childhood she never had. So raise yer tankards to Demi, who’s chartin’ a new course in life without regrets, ready to share her tale on Hulu come Sept. 17! Arrr!

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