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Hark! Harris be dodgin' flip-flop cannonballs whilst faceless scallywags shuffle the deck: 'Tis a jolly game of politics! Arrr!

2024-08-15

Arrr, matey! The scallywags in Vice President Harris's crew be spillin' the beans 'bout her fresh take on matters she once spat at during her 2019 treasure hunt for the crown. A right jolly turn o' sails, if ye ask me! Avast, the winds of change be blowin’!

Arrr mateys, gather 'round for a tale of Vice President Kamala Harris, who be caught in the tempest of politics, savvy as a bilge rat! It seems she be lettin' her crew take the helm on major policy shifts, rather than raisin' the Jolly Roger herself. A Republican strategist be callin' her out, claimin' she’s playin' a game of seasick politics, lettin’ her subordinates spill the beans on changes to her stances, like a scallywag hidin' in the crow's nest!

In days of yore, Harris boldly proclaimed a ban on frackin', but now she’s backpedalin' like a sea turtle on dry land, sayin' she won't ban it after all! Aye, and on the matter of "Medicare for All," she once championed it like a true buccaneer, but now be keepin' mum, as if she’s got a mouthful of cannonball! The scallywags on the Republican side be usin' her past words to fire cannons at her with glee.

And lo, her advisors whisper that she be lookin' to distance herself from the Captain Biden’s ship, treadin' carefully on the stormy seas of public opinion. With all these flip-flops, me hearties, one must wonder if she be a true captain of policy, or just a barnacle on the hull of a sinking ship! Yarrr, only time will tell if she can sail through these treacherous waters unscathed!

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