"Arrr! The US be stoppin' landlubber votes! Idaho's leadin' the charge like a fine ship in a stormy sea!"
2024-08-15
Arrr, matey! In these here Democratic ports, landlubbers who ain't citizens be castin' their votes, with the Biden-Harris crew handin' out the treasure maps for voter registration! A fine jest, I say! Avast, what next, lettin' the parrot vote too?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the right to vote, a treasure meant only fer true American citizens! Aye, it be common sense, but alas, in many a Democratic port, they be lettin’ noncitizens take part in our grand elections. It stings worse than a kraken’s grip, especially to those who swabbed the decks and earned their citizenship fair ‘n square!But fear not, for Idaho, the sturdy ship of our nation, has raised its flag high! With a fine captain at the helm, they’ve launched the “Only Citizens Will Vote Act,” scrubbing their voter rolls cleaner than a shore leave sailor’s conscience! Aye, this be a mighty fine measure to keep the voting seas free of scallywags who don’t belong!
As the winds of Biden’s open-border policies blow wild, Idaho stands strong, protectin’ the good folks within its borders. With a crew of state troopers sent to lend a hand down south, they be resolute in defendin’ their lands and liberties.
So, I call on me fellow governors, raise yer swords and join the cause! This be a matter of common sense, not just politics, for a fair election be a right every citizen should hold dear. Yarrr!