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"Arrr, the squirrely seas o' psychedelic cures be a wild ride, matey! Who knows where this ship be sailin'?!"

2024-08-15

Arrr! After the FDA cast off Lykos Therapeutics’ grand MDMA scheme, they be walkin' the plank with 75 crew members! Their captain, too, has sailed into the sunset. Aye, it be a mutiny of misfortune on the high seas of medicine!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the treacherous seas of the pharmaceutical realm! Lykos Therapeutics, once sailin' high on the waves of hope with their magical potion known as MDMA, has met a storm most dreadful, fer the FDA hath cast their black spot upon their dreams.

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