Arrr, ESPN cast off Sam Ponder for blabberin' 'bout trans lassies in sports, along with ol' Robert Griffin III!
2024-08-15
Arrr, matey! ESPN be givin' the boot to Sam Ponder and Robert Griffin III on the high seas of Thursday! A scallywag told me it be a plunderin' of costs, savvy? Aye, even the treasure chests be feelin' light!
Ahoy, mateys! It be a stormy day in the waters of ESPN as they be casting off the likes of Samantha Ponder and Robert Griffin III! Aye, the news broke like a cannonball, with The Athletic spillin’ the beans first. Ponder, the fair lass who navigated the "Sunday NFL Countdown," and Griffin, a former gridiron warrior turned analyst, have been shown the plank!Griffin be takin’ the loss with a wink and a jest, likin’ it to a scene from the jolly ol' flick "Friday." As for Ponder, she’s remainin’ tight-lipped, but the scallywags on social media be raisin’ a ruckus in her defense, led by the daring Riley Gaines and former ESPN anchor Sage Steele. They sailin' in her corner for championin' fairness in women’s sports, amidst the tempest of transgender debates.
Word from the crow’s nest says these be business decisions, as clear as the Caribbean sea! Griffin's ship be steerin’ towards new waters with a fresh crew member, while Ponder's lone vessel faced a similar fate. But fret not, for both shall still reap the bounty of their contracts! So raise a tankard to the high seas of sports, where fortunes can change faster than a rogue wave! Arrr!