The Booty Report

Arrr, on a jumbled treasure chart of 2024, them North Carolina scallywags reckon Harris be havin' a fair crack at it!

2024-08-16

Arrr, as Lady Kamala sails in t' unveil her treasure map o’ gold and coin, the Democrats be buzzin’ with glee! But beware, matey! Fer four decades o’ scallywags in the Republican fleet be hinderin’ her voyage, save fer that one brief sail with Captain Barack!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a lass named Kamala Harris, a fine wench settin' sail to unveil her grand economic treasure map! The Democrats in that fair state be feelin' a flutterin' o' hope in their chests, like a ship's sails catchin' the wind after a long spell o' calm seas.

But hold yer horses, ye jolly crew! For this be no easy voyage. Aye, fer over forty long years, them scallywag Republicans have been claimin' victory after victory, like a cursed ship plunderin' the high seas, with naught but a brief intermission when Barack Obama, the captain of change, took the helm. Aye, ’twas a fleeting glimpse o' fair winds for the Democrats, but since then, the horizon's been darker than a kraken's belly!

So, as Kamala unfurls her economic sails, she’s plyin' the waters of hope, though the ghostly shadows of Republican triumph loom large. Will she steer this ship to golden shores, or will the winds of fate leave her stranded on the Isle of Lost Causes? Only time will tell, but let’s hoist our flag and toast to the adventure ahead, savvy?

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