Arrr, matey! Behold the Fox News Quiz, set sail on the sixteenth of August, in the year of our rum 2024!
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Arrr, matey! The Olympian be laughed at for shakin’ her booty like a scallywag, while Kamala's hidin’ away like a landlubber, avoidin' the news like a cursed treasure! Can ye fathom the tales that be makin' waves this week?
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I have a tale as wild as a stormy sea! A lass of breakin' bones, known for her "kangaroo dance," managed to send the vast ocean of the internet into a tizzy with naught but a score of zero! Aye, she be the jester of the sea! And in another curious turn o' events, a wee lad outshone all the grown scallywags in a Texas baking contest—who knew the lad could whip up a cake as grand as a ship's mast!Now, savvy sailors, I challenge ye to test yer wits! Can ye unravel the mysteries of this week's Fox News Digital News Quiz? I wager ye could achieve a score as fine as gold doubloons! Click yer way to the treasure with a single tap, and see if yer knowledge be as sharp as a cutlass!
But that be not all, fer a CNBC host be tellin' the crew to "go with Trump"—a tale worth hearin' from last week's quiz. Fancy yerself a scholar of T. rex, togas, and fizzy sodas? Then take a gander at this week's American Culture Quiz! If yer still thirstin' for more quizzes, set sail to our collection and have a jolly good time!
Return next week, me mateys, for more riddles and revelry from Fox News Digital! Fair winds and good fortune to ye!